My Dreams 2020

 In 2018 I logged each dream I had in a note on my phone. I then typed it up into a blog post, and it made for an interesting read. In 2020, I decided to do the same. I started a new medication in the summer, and I was dreaming a lot. Many of my dreams around this time were repetitive and/or triggering, so I won't be including every single one. 

I'm driving, the way I'd normally go was blocked off so I had to take a detour. It was a country lane, but with two lanes for two way traffic. Cars start coming towards me on BOTH sides of the road. I dodge them, panicking. More start coming, as though they're rushing away from something. People crashing into each other, total chaos, floods of people. Then I see why, there's a gigantic tornado heading for us. It's huge, and terrifying. It just keeps coming towards us and I wake just as it's a metre away.

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I was on a date with Chris Pratt for some reason, but I was sure he was still with Anna Faris at this point. We ended up in bed, and then he switched to a completely different person. This freaked me out and I woke up. (I didn't write who he switched to)

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I was out in my car and bought two pizzas. People I don't know kept wanting my help, so they went cold and I couldn't eat them. 

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I went to get a tattoo I've been wanting, but they overdid it. It was wonky, smudgy, black, and over elaborate. (This dream is a little creepy looking back, as it was shortly before my first tattoo. My first tattoo disappeared when it healed, and I had to get it redone. They redid it wonky, and it turned a dark colour 😲)

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I was due to sing an Amy Winehouse song at a pub, but a Pokémon song came on instead (one that doesn't exist). I didn't know the words or tune, but I was trying.

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Bad flashback about an ex that I typed "I'm not going to elaborate"

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I was inside a place that looks a lot like Saugus Ironworks from Fallout 4 (The place that houses the Forged raiders). Lots of vats of magma looking stuff. Something didn't feel right and I went outside, only then did the place explode. I was running and running and it was a HUGE end of the world looking explosion. The people that were left alive were screaming that we needed to head north, so that's where I started driving. I stopped in Sheffield to look for somewhere to sleep. People didn't believe me that there was a huge disaster and we needed to head north. Then a train crashed through the camp looking place, and killed most of the people. Horrified, I kept driving north. I don't remember anything after this.

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I was shaving my hair off with a regular razor. I didn't get to see the final result but I was liking it. In what I think was a separate dream on the same day, I was trying to get to a comic con in a place I'd never heard of, but there were train problems. It was all futuristic but it was seriously windy in the station so I couldn't open any leaflets to find where I was going.

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I was supposed to be going to Hell. I was home alone, avoiding being at windows or opening the door because I was due to be taken to Hell. Everything was dark and scary. There was a monster that was sort of like Kirby, except very scary and not remotely cute coming to take me to Hell. Cut to later when I'm there and someone I know is chasing me and it's hot and everything is slimy and made of flesh and blood. I'm trying to climb up a flesh wall to hide. I manage to get up onto a gross platform and lie still trying to hide, and that's the last thing I remember. After this dream, I had a night terror, I woke up and wasn't able to move for at least 10 minutes despite trying to. So strange that I was lying still hiding, then in real life I wasn't able to move. 

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I woke up at 2am after a dream where I was dating someone who wasn't great. I had everything ready at mine for a date, the cooked food was even ready (I can't particularly cook in real life). The date used a group chat for some reason to tell me he decided to get off the bus and go shopping for something that I can't remember, but had nothing to do with me. He said he was "distracted by the lights" and wouldn't be coming. I told him it's a waste of food. The rest of the group chat then started posting photos of where I live, inside my house, where my doctors is, what medication I'm on, so they could all harass me.

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Kanye West was following me. Not online, but walking uncomfortably behind me.

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I was wearing something that people online were ripping the piss out of me for wearing, including one of my exes. The photo looked like a dance practice from the 80's, but apparently it was me. (I was really stressed at the time of this one, because next door were so noisy)

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Nightmare that the person I was dating at the time was flirting with and kissing other people.

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The weeds in my garden got so bad, that they started spreading into my kitchen. Also next door were bothering me lots coming into my house through the back, just being nosy.

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I was at a B&B waiting for a vinegar delivery, but it felt super dangerous for some reason.

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I was working at some kind of carnival. I was inside a sort of ticket machine stall thing. I had a colleague in a similar one a few metres away. He was always stabbing me in the stomach with a knife and I was constantly scared. But it was in the news lately that people were mysteriously dying and I had worked out it was when they had eaten a certain meal given by someone who had something to do with the government, meaning you had been 'marked' to be murdered in some horrible way. I had to work with this colleague in the hopes I could use how nasty and vicious he was as protection. I tried to seduce him so he'd come with me always. There's apparently a big part missing here, next thing I typed I was eating some kind of frog, and I was apparently now marked. I woke up VERY anxious in my chest. 

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I was at Jeffree Star's house and I brought a kettle down to the pool to be filled. He was there so I had a dressing gown on and I was going to dip my legs into the pool for a while. When I tried, it released a swarm of aphids into the air from a nearby plant. There's a big gap here, then Michael Myers and Jason Vorhees were after me. They both found me, but had to fight each other first. For some reason, Myers had Freddy Krueger's glove, and he frisbeed it at Jason, which cut him up. He threw it back and I woke up. (How did he throw it back if he was all cut up?)

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I was at my school in Feltham (Not quite the same), and there was a war about to happen. The other side were across a massive field, and I shouted something like "You don't have to fight. You can go home and actually survive". I was weirdly brave given how scary it was. I then turned and walked back to the school area to prepare. I tried crafting some kind of holster for a knife I had. I then vaguely remember some people trying to hide in arcade prize machines so they didn't have to fight. I don't know if it was the same dream, but I was then at the new flat I'd moved into but I hadn't officially moved in yet. I woke up in a panic, as this would have meant I hadn't moved here yet and not met the person I was dating at the time. (So my brain told me they didn't exist)

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I don't remember most of the beginning, but I was in an empty warehouse, I was going to be killed for entertainment. At the end though, I met someone that wanted to sue Nintendo for their Animal Crossing Octopi characters' bellies, not matching that of the real life species.

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I killed someone (that I don't know), and was constantly on the run. Always moving on trying to act like I wasn't suspicious. Constant dread and fear.

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Only a nap, but I kept buying Spider-Man figures and they were sending repeats. He was standing in a gun holding pose, and I knew it wasn't right. A person I believe was (the person I was dating at the time) was arguing with me about the material, saying it was made of 'yanny'. I was certain it wasn't. 

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I was inside Fortnite with the person I was dating at the time of the dream. We landed at the house on the lake planning on having private couple time. We were interrupted each time we tried. Then someone arrived with a gun and I didn't have a weapon. I picked up a pen and was unsuccessfully trying to stab them while my partner found somewhere to hide. 

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I was in a warehouse sort of maze and it was like Saw. I only really remember running from something, then seeing 50 Cent lying on a table. The back of his head then exploded.

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I was watching someone clean a massive shop sign. They unhooked the sign and took it down to clean. I was surprised they didn't jet wash it. (I was googling window cleaners the previous day)

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(This was a time I started a new medication, so I was having a lot of repetitive unpleasant dreams. I've not included everything)
I saw a post where my most recent ex had already moved on. Said he's spending time at a motel with a young girl. She had really short green hair. I was somewhere being taken care of  by actresses like Meryl Streep. Barbra Streisand was taking plaits out of my hair. 

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I had a strange dream I was trying to escape some kind of school. It was weird. I don't really remember anything.

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A pop up came on a computer asking me to buy psychic readings. I didn't get rid of it properly and got a virus. Panic and skip to when it had ruined my life and I was backstage on a chat show. Instead of chatting though, it was like a Battle Royale. Fighting, blood, death. It ended when a friend I know from cosplay suggested how to escape.

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I was still with an ex. Cheating and arguing dream. I then started working at a brothel, where lots of famous people went. I didn't get with anyone, but I had deep conversations with Keanu Reeves and he was a really lovely gentleman.

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I was in a school building waiting for something. There was a big pile of chocolate stacked up. I picked up a tray of creme eggs. David Tenant was leaning against a wall, I offered him one and he went for the biggest one. I asked "Do you really need another big one?" He looked impressed (wtf?). Another dream a few hours later, I was in a different flat living high up. There was a crazy lady bothering everyone as we were all trying to get in. She kept breaking things accidentally.

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I went to an ex's house seemingly for a hookup. Instead, I ended up bonding with his mum and having a nap.

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A neighbour called Cara put Jaffa Cakes outside my door with a happy birthday note (It wasn't my birthday.)

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Friends with Jeffree Star dream. We went to the pool and beach.

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"Had a dream but don't remember it" I typed. 😂😂

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I was in a new place trying to study art. Argument with someone caused them to come and take my bed away. I had nothing to sleep in and was probably going to get kicked out of art.

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Lots of scattered dreams that I mostly can't remember. I was with someone I knew in the dream but not real life. We were in a laundrette, and they freaked out to hear I put milk in before cereal (I do). I spent most of the dreams in a massive creepy hotel.

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"Forgot dream" I'm dying laughing at typing this sort of thing 😂

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All I remember is being in someone's house that was so filthy and wrecked, you had to climb over stuff to get anywhere.

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An ex got a job in adult entertainment while we were together and I was heartbroken. I waited for him after work, but instead of coming to talk to me he told me which pills to take. (I didn't type which, one can only assume it was dangerous ones)

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I was at Jeffree Star's house again, someone very young went on a killing spree. The police didn't take me seriously. There was footage of this child butchering some people yet they didn't believe me.

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I was in a new flat, which was a new build, but it wasn't very homey. It was very office like. A lot of the walls were glass, and the floor was those really cheap carpet tiles. I was trying to film my new little fireplace and stereo, but the fire kept going out as soon as I pressed record.

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I was going to get my anchor tattoo and another two people did it wrong. It was wonky and red ink. (In reality this is the one tattoo I have that doesn't have imperfections)

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I had a caesarean but no baby. They cut me weirdly, it was to the left and right of my womb, vertically all the way down and around the lady parts. Later in the dream, I was making pies from Haribo.

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Dreamception. I was dreaming trying to work out whether I had dated Lewis Capaldi in a dream or real life (Neither).

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I don't remember much but there was a big comic con outside, I was struggling to park and drive around the roads.

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I was trying to get drugs in the form of Smarties. Whenever I got them, they were just normal Smarties and did nothing.

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I was in the game Dead By Daylight, which is strange as I haven't played it this year. I was running from that increased heartbeat noise. I came to an indoor metal gate like a jail cell where the bars were lined with cakes similar to the posh food in the movie The Platform. I tried to climb over it to get something and there was another murderer there as I woke up.

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I wasn't going to write this one because I woke up so angry but I'm gonna (I actually typed that in the note on my phone). I was on holiday somewhere with an ex. He was being so messy and wasteful in the hotel room. He was using 3 slow cookers to cook chips all day, and only had 3 chips in each machine. For some reason I was responsible for the electric bill. When we needed to check out, he tried to take the car. We hadn't packed but he was trying to drive away the Range Rover we hired. He was basically kidnapping me. I was screaming that we're not leaving our belongings. I was trying to find the handbrake to stop him taking the car when I woke up.

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I watched Pirates of the Caribbean in my dream. Wtf.

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I went to visit very old childhood friends to transfer some sort of phone data and outstayed my welcome. When I got back, someone put up my Christmas tree. But this was bad, it wasn't Christmas and I wasn't putting it up as I needed lights. On Instagram someone was pretending to be me in my Misty cosplay. There was a professional shoot and someone was tagged that wasn't me, talking about it.

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Markiplier showed a room of people including me, a video of people with explosive diarrhoea. I then had to desperately rush to the toilet myself (I didn't wake up needing to). 

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Someone I know gave me thousands and thousands of E tablets. There were 4 colours and most were orange. It was a gigantic bag. I woke up before taking any.

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I was on a date in some kind of scary above ground submarine thing, but I think it was post apocalypse. Opening a door to people that are like the scorched in Fallout 76. One above ground room was a shower, and it looked like the front garden of the house I grew up in. All overgrown and dangerous.

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I was at Jeffree Star's flat in NYC. It was tiny and he lived with someone else. Even though it was central New York, it looked like Nevada deserts outside.

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I got a pet cat, but it wasn't trained and I had a hard time doing anything in a different room to it. Later in the dream, I had a bird. The bird was trained and kept giving me kisses. Randomly at some point I got an email from Billie Joe of Green Day, saying he wanted to get in touch with me but I didn't have a phone.

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I went on a date with Henry Cavill in some rough looking high street. I don't know if it was the apocalypse. He was being really nice to me and I was surprised he was into me. We went back to my flat so I could change into something more date-worthy, and he was helping me choose when I woke up (😒)

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I only remember tiny bits of this. I was at someone's house (I didn't know them). There was a bloke who was a bit chavvy, but for some reason I was into him. He showed me something on his phone and an app notification popped up, something about rating women's boobies. He was really embarrassed and I was a bit grossed out. It's an app where real women post naked photos of themselves to be roasted. I don't remember much more other than there was a dog in the house and it was quite dark.

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I was supposed to marry Henry Cavill (Wow that was quick 😂) and some lady neither of us knew. She ended up dying. I don't know how but I was devastated.

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I had a break up with someone (doesn't exist in real life). I was alone and felt all the feels. For some reason, I went to find my dad, when I got to the run down house he had half a dozen women inside. He wouldn't help me. And I had to play some weird board game to escape. The first room was a board game, and every time I tried to step forward one of the women pushed me back to the beginning. (This one was the saddest to type up)

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Apocalypse dream, mostly scavenging. It was a bit like looting in Fortnite. I think Rhett and Link were there too. (I was playing RDR2 in real life, which involves a lot of picking up items)

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I was in the original Red Dead Redemption. That ending scene. I was there in the barn. Instead of walking outside, I was frantically digging a hole in the mud with my fingernails as quick as I could. I got in, and used a straw to breathe. I woke up just as they entered.

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I was trying to find a recipe for the perfect Yum Yums. I was told they were with a lady, but the lady is stuck inside a wall. I could even smell the perfect yum yums. I was trying to figure out a way to tear open the wall, when I was rudely awaken by my groceries being delivered early. So I never got to taste them!

Ok some of those were really weird this year. I particularly belly laughed at the Kanye one.

Did you enjoy those? Read my 2018 dream log too. Let me know on Instagram what you think!

Strawberry Dress Review

Early 2020, the now internet famous strawberry dress by designer Lirika Matoshi was noticed worldwide, when model Tess Holliday stepped onto the red carpet wearing it. 

It's made of a net fabric called tulle, which is a mixture of other plant materials, combined to make a scratchy rough material. The dress is a dusty pink and is midi length.

I bought this dress in Sept 2020, and paid $510.50 (~£378.52). Their website didn't state how long it would take for international orders, just that it takes around 10 business days to ship the item. It's handmade, which is why it takes a while to ship. 

Five weeks passed, and I still hadn't received a shipping notification. I was sure I'd seen somewhere online that due to the flood of orders, they were taking longer than the normal 10 days. I was a little worried as I was getting fat on new medication, concerned I wouldn't fit in it by the time it arrived. 

The dress arrived on the 9th Nov, I wasn't impressed that the front of the package not only said the exact contents "Strawberry midi dress", but had an L for large. Cheers, the postie and any potential doorstep pirates know my size and that I've spent a ridiculous amount of money on something. I was luckily at home, and got to my doormat before anyone could pinch it.

"Strawberry midi dress"

When I opened the package, I was immediately disappointed. I had the feeling in my stomach similar to being a child and getting a present that's really not you, but you have to awkwardly smile and say thank you. I had to put a face on, I'd spent basically my rent on one item of clothing. 

I tried on the dress wearing one of my 'indoor' bras, and one of the first things I noticed was how unpleasant the material was. Because the dress plunges quite deep, you don't really want to be wearing a bra. Tricky for me, being at the time a 32G. 

I was then mildly horrified to look at my hands. They were covered in glitter. I look at the floor leading to the room I opened the package, and I'd left a trail through my apartment. A spokesperson for Lirika Matoshi said "we overpack our details with glitter so that the shedding during transit does not affect the aesthetic value of the dress." However, when I inspected the dress, some strawberries had patches of glitter missing.

Patchy strawberries

High quality is often associated with sewing on detail rather than glueing it on, so it's a little strange that these weren't hand sewn sequins instead.

The more I looked, the more I hated it. It was scratchy, it felt cheap, it was uncomfortable to wear because there's no layer between your boobies and the scratchy tulle. I had a fresh nop piercing at the time, so I didn't want this against my skin. It'd be a bit easier for smaller chested people with gravity defying baubles, as you wouldn't need to wear a bra and can protect nips with plasters. Your boobies would chafe like f***, but it'd be possible if you have a preference for Instagram photos over comfort. I wonder if the roughness of the material would erase the tattoo I have on my inner arm, like a cheese grater.

That scratchy noise! 🤮

But wait, you run into another problem. It's flipping see through. So you can't go braless if you plan to wear it around most humans.

See-through material

Because of the shape of the dress, the waist doesn't quite sit at the waist. It's higher, so if you have a hourglass figure it transforms you into a plank shape. If you're apple shaped, it'd look a bit weird. 

The sensible thing now, is to ask to return it. I sent an email on the 9th Nov, the day I received it, letting them know of all the issues and attaching 7 photos. The automatic reply stated it'd take them 2 working days to reply. A week goes by and nothing. I figure they may be short staffed due to the you-know-what of 2020, and just forgot to amend their automatic email reply. So I gave them another week. And another FOUR. Mon 21st Dec I forwarded my original email with the photos and I got a reply later that day from a member of staff I'll call "Mia".

Mia apologised, saying "I am not sure why your email from 11/9 went unnoticed" and I wondered whether she was winding me up, knowing I'm from the UK and the date was 9/11.

Mia went on to explain about tulle, and I couldn't help but feel that describing the process as "what makes our items so unique and special" the equivalent of a chef saying what makes his dish special is swishing it around in a toilet bowl before serving it. It's not special, it's rubbish. 

I couldn't help but compare the fabric to the material on my window, which is a harsh net designed to keep bugs out 😬

Mia was replying to my returns queries quickly, one of my questions came after she attached the returns slip in an email, and I asked in slight disbelief whether the seller pays for returns when it's due to faulty/poor quality. She stated company policy requires the buyer to pay for return shipping. The returns slip also says the return must be sent back within 10 days of the buyer receiving the item.

Erm, it took 6 weeks to even get a response. (The website states for international returns, you must email first). You also must send your returns using a tracked service.

Sorry what? Tracked?

I used the Royal Mail calculator to work out how much it would cost me to return the item, and with their demand of a tracked service, the absolute CHEAPEST it'd cost me is £62.65. It doesn't say on the package how much it cost them to ship it to me, but $20.50 of the $510.50 on my email receipt says shipping... (I'm unsure as to whether they sent it tracked, as no packages are signed for at the moment here in the UK because of 'you know what', all my packages including this one are left on my doorstep)

I queried about this, I found it strange when the item can't be resold that the buyer would be responsible for the return shipping. This is normally when you just change your mind, or it doesn't fit. Mia replied swiftly "from the images shown the dress seems to be standard and there are not defects. Please note this is just how the item is made."

That right there is the moment that prompted me to type this blog. This wasn't a sub par quality mistake riddled dress, this was normal.

I feel like I need to try and say something nice about this dress. There are only two things I can think of. It's got a decent weight to it, when I read about the tulle being lightweight it concerned me that it'd be flowy. It's not a flowy dress. Though it does have that horrible scratchy noise from the video above, when you walk in it. The second is Mia responding quickly and politely to my emails, answering all my questions (Including when I asked to confirm that my photos did come through on the original email, as seeing them should have warranted a "Holy ball bags that's terrible, definitely not the quality we are supposed to craft the dresses at. I'm going to personally ask if the seamstress needs a day off, and remind them they need to line the boobie compartments"). One also can't help but remember the 6 weeks my issue was ignored.

I knew it was unlikely I'd be wearing this dress out to Tesco or round the high streets of north east England, I thought I'd be prancing around my living room feeling like a princess. But I don't want to do that, as I'd be obsessively whipping the hoover out each time I twitch or burp and some glitter falls off.

Overall, it's an absolute shambles. I own Versace items, so I know what expensive is supposed to feel like. This is simply a ripoff. Cheap material, rough, unfinished, messy, and aesthetically overrated. I'm unsure if I'll return it, because it makes me upset to imagine them selling it on to someone else. It's currently just sitting in the back of the wardrobe at the moment (I had to buy one of those dress bags, so I don't get glitter on everything).

Don't waste your money. You would feel much happier donating those hundreds to an animal shelter or domestic abuse charity, than you would getting Instagram likes.

Edit 7th Jan - I received a letter from DHL demanding I pay a customs charge. £139. I paid 500 quid for a dress that's worse quality than £10 dresses on Shein. Later that day, I returned the dress. Postage cost was £58.15. I'll update the post when I get a refund.

Edit 19th Jan, I got a refund today after the package was signed for on the 16th. It wasn't a full refund ($490), so with the currency exchange I'm down a total of approx £73 quid. I still don't have a reply to my email to DHL regarding the customs charge.

My Dreams 2018

This year I decided to jot down my dreams as soon as I wake up from them. I have a strange mind, so I figured they may make an interesting read as a collection at the end of the year. Here they are!

26th Nov 17
I was at Walker Stalker Convention, but it was actually in a massive school. It was a bit spooky and not many people were around. Then it got to an outdoor part of the school, where I was frantically trying to find where my next photo op was. Someone told me I have to touch their name in the room with the mist.

I was with someone but didn't know them. Then I got to a long queue outdoors, sectioned with rope. I joined it with my ticket. I was panicking. I told the person behind me that I couldn't find my ring, I was going to ask Norman Reedus to propose to me for the photo. The man behind me took his real wedding ring off for me to use. 

At the front of the queue they took my ticket and exchanged it for a little blue thing, like one of those tickets you get from fun fair arcade machines. I was told to keep going until I found their name in the mist. 

I kept on and the school started to get like a maze, and most other people disappeared. I was scared as I snuck through rooms that had classes going on. Another person said to me "Don't worry, the school shut in 2002"... I was still sneaking through rooms that had schoolkids in.

I was turning left and right through this maze until I got fed up and went to the front of a class to ask the teacher. He looked startled as I asked where Norman Reedus' line is. He said next room, door on the right, touch his name in the mist. 

I went through the door and the room was so dark. I could see some mist but it was mostly darkness. I was carrying a backpack, one of those big portfolios you use in art class, my blue ticket and tightly grasping the wedding ring so I didn't lose it. I eventually found his name in the mist, just hovering. I touched it and was immediately in a brighter room with proper queues. 

I joined what I thought was the right queue and was looking around. There were cardboard cutouts to show who was in each room. I saw Steve Carrell and Will Ferrell. When I got towards the front they asked a bunch of us for our tickets. Oh shit, where's mine? I didn't have my blue ticket. I was two people away from my photo and couldn't find it. I said "I must have dropped it in the mist!" and looked up to look properly at the room. There was a cameraman facing the same way as me, pointing at a member of staff who was kneeling in what looked like a litter tray. A massive ladder behind her, and I could see Norman standing behind the ladder in a green t-shirt and jeans. I woke up as soon as I saw him. 


13th Dec 17
I went to Supercuts to see if I could get a haircut. I had my normal blue hair and wanted it shorter. The lady in there looked like Fallout 4's Curie, but had white hair. She said it'll be a 10 minute wait. I sat on the sofa and for some reason had a bag with me full of crisps. I tried not to make lots of noise. 

I didn't want to wait there and got up to look around. Opposite Supercuts there was a little stage area with an audience starting to fill up. I went over to see what it was, and while I was standing towards the back, I saw Jimmi Simpson go and sit down at the other side. I freaked out. I went to sit next to him and he started talking to me pretty much straight away. I have no idea what was going on stage-wise because we were so deep in conversation. I even told him about my obsession with Jeffrey Dahmer (in the dream however, he had played Dahmer).

We were goofing around and eventually ended up at some half destroyed shack. Looking around it, it turned out the devil was there. He had a problem, his dog was not well. His dog was upstairs and we looked to see if we can help. His dog looked like a red skateboard.

Then there was what felt like a time jump where he asked me on a date. I said I'd love to go on a walk, which is when I woke up. (I typed a crying face here in the note)


13th Jan 18
I was in Tesco with a friend I knew from the year above me at school, we were buying plastic plates. He had a voucher for a skirt from Matalan, there was a Matalan stall outside the Tesco and I woke up when we handed the voucher over. 


(Day missing) April 18
I was inside Fortnite. I had a date at Anarchy Acres, but he landed at the wrong place. 


3rd May 18
I was brushing my teeth with cheese, and one of my teeth cracked and fell out. 


7th May 18
I was on a Pinocchio rollercoaster at the front (Like a really fast cart ride) and as it went faster going down into a horror section, I fell out. I was hanging on to the bars for dear life. Eventually managed to swing myself round and jump back in and everyone cheered. 


8th May 18
I was living in some kind of attic, and Snoop Dogg came to visit. I was excited to show him my new Fortnite emote (Tidy).


25th June 18
I had just bought a shop that used to be KFC, and was planning on turning it into a gaming cafe. Someone came in wanting chicken. I was looking where arcade machines would go, and inspecting at a broken dishwasher in the kitchen area. (In real life there was something wrong with the dishwasher here)


4th July 18
House was completely different. I see about 14 massive spiders run across the dark hardwood floor so I am screaming for help. Someone comes in and starts looking for them. They get angry at me for a heating blanket I had under the mattress (?), doesn't find any spiders and is just furious at me. I have an episode inside my dream and wake up still with it. 


6th July 18
(Very faint dream) Some kind of futuristic doctor is telling me I am superior. Perfect eyesight, perfect blood pressure, perfect human. 


1st Aug 18
I was living somewhere in rural USA on my own. I was in an art class set up for people with serious mental issues. The person running it was never there and one of the ill people was really nasty. Would bully everyone and threaten to kill or dismember them. I was new so I was trying to stay quiet. THEN, two people arrived in the class that were like those scary twins from Breaking Bad. They were more than evil, they weren't just bullies, they followed through with their threats. We sit there trying to paint while they create a bloodbath hacking people up. Even the bully went quiet. I needed sponge and blue paint to make sky behind skyscrapers. ((There's a big part of the dream missing here)) - I was crying and terrified and said I needed to go. The person running the place (Which was inside a theatre near a stage) said I have to stay and put up with this, that if I go home there will be actual war. Like real war where the world is in ruin with no food and danger everywhere. Then I woke up.


25th Aug 18
A friend from senior school came with me to a male strip club place. They went off with Zac Effron while I went off with Richard from Rammstein. I woke up when he kissed me. 


20th Sept 18
I was on a spaceship working as some sort of engineer. It was laid out like an office. I spent ages in the (dirty) staff room trying to decide between a sugar Pikachu doughnut and a chocolate alphabet one. I think I chose the chocolate because I didn't want to eat Pikachu.


15th Oct 18
I was with two friends (No idea who they are) and we needed a route to some city. Everything looked like we were in WoW. I suggested we take two of my dragons as transport. I woke up after I was googling where I'd be allowed to 'park' them.


30th Oct 18
Cute flirtatious dream about someone I know ((I could at least have typed details?!))


1st Nov 18
I was hiding in a town that was a bit like the movie Apostle. I was hiding behind a cabin from a butcher, who was lining up sheets of human skin (They looked like round tables). I woke up when I started running. 


6th Nov 18
I was dating John Cena. I didn't know it was him in the dream and only realised when I woke up (Though in the dream it might have been a regular person taking his form). I met him randomly at a convention. It was bizarre as he's not really my type.


12th Nov 18
I was observing a new friend I made at comic con, on holiday in Romania with Jen Cohn (Pharah) and two cosplayers dressed as Zarya and Mei. They were taking photos when I woke up feeling jealous. 


17th Nov 18
((In real life a few days previously, I had just replaced the nets on my windows. For some reason this time, they're lifting at the edges not staying stuck on)) I come back into my bedroom and the room is CRAWLING with big spiders of all different species. Luckily when I woke up it didn't take me long to realise I was sleeping with the windows closed that night. 


24th Nov 18
I was in some sort of saw trap. I was in a room with two other people, the first person to finish eating everything wins. But it wasn't food, one plate had red fabric on it (Lots). I can't remember what was on my own plate, but I eventually finished eating the red fabric (It took ages and was really difficult and painful on the throat), but it apparently didn't count and I was about to die. 

I broke out of the trap and started running. I got in a car and was driving without a destination, just as far and as fast as I could on my own. Absolutely terrified and hopeless. It was dark and I stopped somewhere and hid inside a tree. That's the last I remember.


30th Nov 18
A really random person I met at the con last month (I only spoke to them once) was supervising a hall playing games of badminton. I was sitting on the floor at the far side, keeping an eye on the outdoors because there was fast approaching lava. He would occasionally whack the shuttlecock over to me to keep me involved and i'd hit it back with my hand. But the lava..?

These were all completely real dreams I had, each time I woke up from one I wrote everything I could remember in a note on my phone before I forgot. I hope you enjoyed reading, some of these are so weird!

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