This year I decided to jot down my dreams as soon as I wake up from them. I have a strange mind, so I figured they may make an interesting read as a collection at the end of the year. Here they are!
26th Nov 17
I was at Walker Stalker Convention, but it was actually in a massive school. It was a bit spooky and not many people were around. Then it got to an outdoor part of the school, where I was frantically trying to find where my next photo op was. Someone told me I have to touch their name in the room with the mist.
I was with someone but didn't know them. Then I got to a long queue outdoors, sectioned with rope. I joined it with my ticket. I was panicking. I told the person behind me that I couldn't find my ring, I was going to ask Norman Reedus to propose to me for the photo. The man behind me took his real wedding ring off for me to use.
At the front of the queue they took my ticket and exchanged it for a little blue thing, like one of those tickets you get from fun fair arcade machines. I was told to keep going until I found their name in the mist.
I kept on and the school started to get like a maze, and most other people disappeared. I was scared as I snuck through rooms that had classes going on. Another person said to me "Don't worry, the school shut in 2002"... I was still sneaking through rooms that had schoolkids in.
I was turning left and right through this maze until I got fed up and went to the front of a class to ask the teacher. He looked startled as I asked where Norman Reedus' line is. He said next room, door on the right, touch his name in the mist.
I went through the door and the room was so dark. I could see some mist but it was mostly darkness. I was carrying a backpack, one of those big portfolios you use in art class, my blue ticket and tightly grasping the wedding ring so I didn't lose it. I eventually found his name in the mist, just hovering. I touched it and was immediately in a brighter room with proper queues.
I joined what I thought was the right queue and was looking around. There were cardboard cutouts to show who was in each room. I saw Steve Carrell and Will Ferrell. When I got towards the front they asked a bunch of us for our tickets. Oh shit, where's mine? I didn't have my blue ticket. I was two people away from my photo and couldn't find it. I said "I must have dropped it in the mist!" and looked up to look properly at the room. There was a cameraman facing the same way as me, pointing at a member of staff who was kneeling in what looked like a litter tray. A massive ladder behind her, and I could see Norman standing behind the ladder in a green t-shirt and jeans. I woke up as soon as I saw him.
13th Dec 17
I went to Supercuts to see if I could get a haircut. I had my normal blue hair and wanted it shorter. The lady in there looked like Fallout 4's Curie, but had white hair. She said it'll be a 10 minute wait. I sat on the sofa and for some reason had a bag with me full of crisps. I tried not to make lots of noise.
I didn't want to wait there and got up to look around. Opposite Supercuts there was a little stage area with an audience starting to fill up. I went over to see what it was, and while I was standing towards the back, I saw Jimmi Simpson go and sit down at the other side. I freaked out. I went to sit next to him and he started talking to me pretty much straight away. I have no idea what was going on stage-wise because we were so deep in conversation. I even told him about my obsession with Jeffrey Dahmer (in the dream however, he had played Dahmer).
We were goofing around and eventually ended up at some half destroyed shack. Looking around it, it turned out the devil was there. He had a problem, his dog was not well. His dog was upstairs and we looked to see if we can help. His dog looked like a red skateboard.
Then there was what felt like a time jump where he asked me on a date. I said I'd love to go on a walk, which is when I woke up. (I typed a crying face here in the note)
13th Jan 18
I was in Tesco with a friend I knew from the year above me at school, we were buying plastic plates. He had a voucher for a skirt from Matalan, there was a Matalan stall outside the Tesco and I woke up when we handed the voucher over.
(Day missing) April 18
I was inside Fortnite. I had a date at Anarchy Acres, but he landed at the wrong place.
3rd May 18
I was brushing my teeth with cheese, and one of my teeth cracked and fell out.
7th May 18
I was on a Pinocchio rollercoaster at the front (Like a really fast cart ride) and as it went faster going down into a horror section, I fell out. I was hanging on to the bars for dear life. Eventually managed to swing myself round and jump back in and everyone cheered.
8th May 18
I was living in some kind of attic, and Snoop Dogg came to visit. I was excited to show him my new Fortnite emote (Tidy).
25th June 18
I had just bought a shop that used to be KFC, and was planning on turning it into a gaming cafe. Someone came in wanting chicken. I was looking where arcade machines would go, and inspecting at a broken dishwasher in the kitchen area. (In real life there was something wrong with the dishwasher here)
4th July 18
House was completely different. I see about 14 massive spiders run across the dark hardwood floor so I am screaming for help. Someone comes in and starts looking for them. They get angry at me for a heating blanket I had under the mattress (?), doesn't find any spiders and is just furious at me. I have an episode inside my dream and wake up still with it.
6th July 18
(Very faint dream) Some kind of futuristic doctor is telling me I am superior. Perfect eyesight, perfect blood pressure, perfect human.
1st Aug 18
I was living somewhere in rural USA on my own. I was in an art class set up for people with serious mental issues. The person running it was never there and one of the ill people was really nasty. Would bully everyone and threaten to kill or dismember them. I was new so I was trying to stay quiet. THEN, two people arrived in the class that were like those scary twins from Breaking Bad. They were more than evil, they weren't just bullies, they followed through with their threats. We sit there trying to paint while they create a bloodbath hacking people up. Even the bully went quiet. I needed sponge and blue paint to make sky behind skyscrapers. ((There's a big part of the dream missing here)) - I was crying and terrified and said I needed to go. The person running the place (Which was inside a theatre near a stage) said I have to stay and put up with this, that if I go home there will be actual war. Like real war where the world is in ruin with no food and danger everywhere. Then I woke up.
25th Aug 18
A friend from senior school came with me to a male strip club place. They went off with Zac Effron while I went off with Richard from Rammstein. I woke up when he kissed me.
20th Sept 18
I was on a spaceship working as some sort of engineer. It was laid out like an office. I spent ages in the (dirty) staff room trying to decide between a sugar Pikachu doughnut and a chocolate alphabet one. I think I chose the chocolate because I didn't want to eat Pikachu.
15th Oct 18
I was with two friends (No idea who they are) and we needed a route to some city. Everything looked like we were in WoW. I suggested we take two of my dragons as transport. I woke up after I was googling where I'd be allowed to 'park' them.
30th Oct 18
Cute flirtatious dream about someone I know ((I could at least have typed details?!))
1st Nov 18
I was hiding in a town that was a bit like the movie Apostle. I was hiding behind a cabin from a butcher, who was lining up sheets of human skin (They looked like round tables). I woke up when I started running.
6th Nov 18
I was dating John Cena. I didn't know it was him in the dream and only realised when I woke up (Though in the dream it might have been a regular person taking his form). I met him randomly at a convention. It was bizarre as he's not really my type.
12th Nov 18
I was observing a new friend I made at comic con, on holiday in Romania with Jen Cohn (Pharah) and two cosplayers dressed as Zarya and Mei. They were taking photos when I woke up feeling jealous.
17th Nov 18
((In real life a few days previously, I had just replaced the nets on my windows. For some reason this time, they're lifting at the edges not staying stuck on)) I come back into my bedroom and the room is CRAWLING with big spiders of all different species. Luckily when I woke up it didn't take me long to realise I was sleeping with the windows closed that night.
24th Nov 18
I was in some sort of saw trap. I was in a room with two other people, the first person to finish eating everything wins. But it wasn't food, one plate had red fabric on it (Lots). I can't remember what was on my own plate, but I eventually finished eating the red fabric (It took ages and was really difficult and painful on the throat), but it apparently didn't count and I was about to die.
I broke out of the trap and started running. I got in a car and was driving without a destination, just as far and as fast as I could on my own. Absolutely terrified and hopeless. It was dark and I stopped somewhere and hid inside a tree. That's the last I remember.
30th Nov 18
A really random person I met at the con last month (I only spoke to them once) was supervising a hall playing games of badminton. I was sitting on the floor at the far side, keeping an eye on the outdoors because there was fast approaching lava. He would occasionally whack the shuttlecock over to me to keep me involved and i'd hit it back with my hand. But the lava..?
These were all completely real dreams I had, each time I woke up from one I wrote everything I could remember in a note on my phone before I forgot. I hope you enjoyed reading, some of these are so weird!
