Hamster Profile

Name: Teddy Bean

Nicknames: Beans, Beanie Bum, Madam Beans, Mrs

Favourite food: Red pepper, green beans, bread crust

Least favourite food: Crisps, most salty things hamsters normally like

Habits: Biting the bars, sleeping in odd positions, putting crap outside the cage

Cute tendencies: Snuggling with mummy, kissing daddy, posing for the camera

Things I like: Cuddles, food, building a nest with mummy, running on the bed

Things I don't like: The hoover, strong smells

What I like to bite: Anything and everything, just not people!

What I look like sleeping: Adorable!

Thank you for looking!

Funniest Negative Ebay Feedback

I've compiled different images of my favourites, I hope you enjoy.

??!@!

Gets the point across, I suppose

 Fraud Boy

Sorry, I don't speak Chinese

Took his shoes to the Pokécentre

Stop being a D-

Oh, the expression

Speech impediment 

Perhaps she just doesn't know her ear from her wrist

Can't be arsed to type proper feedback

You probably shouldn't have eaten jewellery...

Care to elaborate..?

Dun did dat derp

A conversational nightmare

Buyerphobia

Will be seen on milk cartons in the morning